A Great Christmas Gift For The Picky Chocolate Lover
There are some really great inventions out there. And there are some really weird ones too. I’ve always been a fan of the wheel; it’s what my car sits on. Then I really like the microwave and microwavable dinners. But as I watched ‘Maid of Honor’ with Patrick Dempsey and his ‘Coffee collar” I realized that there is a lot of potential for a lot of dumb inventions to make it big. Take for example the guy who motorized his easy chair and then sold it for a lot of money on eBay. I just didn’t get that.
So what triggered my comparison of useful and useless inventions? That would be my visit to a local Christmas fruit baskets exhibition. There were just about the dumbest things people had put in their baskets. Some had really good ideas too but the bad ones made me cry with laughter. There was this one guy who had put a Christmas gnome in his gift basket. The gnome was heavy and went through the frail basket. Then there was this other guy who had filled his basket with beer caps. I think they missed the fact that Christmas gift baskets are supposed to be Christmas gifts, not a collage of useless thing lying in your home. The men had more bad ideas as compared to the women.
The stuff women had put in their baskets was jars of homemade jams, cookies etc. they looked nice but some of the cookies were crumbling before the many eyes of the visitors. The Christmas fruit baskets were really popular, and in my opinion they would have made great Christmas holiday gifts. The men would just have to keep trying. They had a competition for ‘Best Christmas Gift Baskets” and the winning basket was raffled off. I was disappointed that I didn’t win it.
A while a back I was someone big on giving greeting cards. That’s all change now, but back then I found the cute and (in my opinion) expensive things to be as necessary as Christmas Holiday gifts. I would put them everywhere and on just about everything. One time I took a meat pie over to my mom’s and put a greeting card on that too. My mom thought I had obviously lost my mind.
When I wrapped presents I did them in three steps. I’d tape the box shut from every side. Even the box lid. I’d tape it with long pieces of tape from one corner to the other. Then I’d pick three different warping papers. One would plastic, the other would be patterned paper and the last would be something metallic. The paper would go on first, followed by the plastic and then add corners with the metallic one. My husband often said my Christmas gifts were hard to unwrap and I though it was because he was afraid of getting emotional about my really great Christmas gift. The third step was the bow and a greeting card. I’d just address the to: and From: and that was it. My Christmas holiday gifts were something I was proud of. Not just because they were really unique Christmas gifts but also because I had put so much time and energy into wrapping them.
I began holding back on the greeting cards and the tape when one December my husband announced we had exceeded the tape roll quota. We had bought sixteen rolls and the store wouldn’t sell us any more. So I started to conserve tape. I slowed down with the greeting cards because of my mother. I had bought her a Christmas fruit basket and was about to take it over to her when she showed up for a surprise visit. I told her I was going to bring the Christmas fruit baskets over. She said she’d take it herself and thanked me. I ran to get a greeting card for and that’s when my mother with the kind motherly patience told me ‘Greeting Cards are not shoes that go with everything’.
Around seven years ago we used to have a manager who was no joy to work for. He was the kind of guy who would breathe down your neck while you were working. On any given day of the year, he would go around and visit as many cubicles as he could. He poked annoying questions at everyone, asking them what they were doing and why they were doing it. But around Christmas time he was even worse.
A lot of people use office hours to look for Christmas gifts. and I know that’s not right but as long as the work gets done on time I don’t see what the big deal is. So in an attempt to make sure no one was buying Christmas holiday gifts during office hours, the manager appointed ‘deputies’ to help him keep a watch on everyone. These deputies were a bunch of suck-ups that monitored our online activity since we didn’t have CCTV or cruel people in the IT department. This made us unable to shop online for Christmas gifts and since we were pressed for ideas for Unique Christmas gifts we began discussing them in any spare time we got. This was unacceptable to our manager. If it weren’t for free speech and the necessity of communication, he would ban all speech in the office. Finally someone in the accounts department snapped. The guy was determined to give the manager a piece of his mind. He went to his office and yelled for fifteen minutes and was fired for ‘insubordination’.
The accounts guy said it was worth. When he came back the next day to pick up his things, his mood had changed. He knew he wasn’t getting his job back but he felt bad about yelling at someone during the Christmas holiday season. He had said a lot of things that would have hurt anybody’s feelings. So in an attempt to apologize he brought two Christmas gift baskets to the office. The big one was for all of us and the smaller one was for his now ex-boss. He also put a DVD of ‘A Christmas Carol’ with it and gave it to the boss. The effect was astonishing. He got his job back and the manger eased up about our online activities.
The way kids ask about their Christmas presents has changed over the years. There was a time when they would ask what they were getting for Christmas, or try and guess it. Their guesses were centered around modest things that they heard about in school. Later kids began to demand that they be told what they were getting for Christmas holiday Gifts, so they could let parents know before hand if they wanted it or not. And then there are today’s kids. They pick through the various magazines that are delivered to the house during the Christmas Holiday Season, they watch all the T.V. campaigns for toys with the utmost concentration and focus. The ones who know how to write make lists. The ones who don’t know how to write draw big circles around pictures in the magazine and yell ‘I want that!’ at the T.V. when a toy commercial is running.
There are several ways of dealing with this. One is to cancel all magazine subscriptions and pull the cable cord. But then what would my husband do while I prepare dinner? He would hover around the kitchen and that is something I can’t stand. And in all honesty I have to get Christmas Gifts for my kids and I need to get Unique Christmas Gifts ideas from somewhere.
I find holiday food a good way to pacify kids over excited about Christmas gifts. I don’t have a lot of time to bake cookies and I can’t have them eating candy canes all the time. So I give them Christmas Fruits to eat. We receive a lot of Christmas Gift baskets and I put them out for the kids. Often when they don’t feel like eating the ordinary fruit and crave something more festive, I order them a special fruit bouquet. It has fruit dipped in chocolate and they like it more than the conventional Christmas fruit. And it keeps them pacified. Apparently if you’re a kid, chocolate covered fruit means you’re getting something very special for Christmas.
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